Top 10 things to I wish Santa to bring my friends in journalism/photojournalism this Christmas

Dear Santa,
Please bring my journo-friends the following gifts for Christmas:


10. Money
9. Anything riddled with sarcasm
8. A digital SLR
7. A gift certificate to a restaurant or store that stays open late
6. Booze or therapy (whichever is more effective)
5. Ryan Reynolds or Scarlett Johansson (I know they've been begging)
4. Hope
3. A job in a different industry
2. Money <--- this one's really important.
1. Job security